We were excited to publish our first (https://centrexit.com/article-how-msps-can-self-regulate-to-keep-businesses-safe/) and then we thought to ourselves…what article should centrexIT CEO Dylan Natter work on next? After all, as a true renaissance man, Dylan can provide some pretty good insight into a wide variety of topics. It turns out Dylan Natter had plenty of Forbes article propositions to send over.
Dylan Natter’s Proposed Forbes Articles
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Nickelback is the greatest rock band in the world, and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.
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Technology is cyclical: the triumphant return of the (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semaphore)
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I can hold my breath for 10 minutes
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“Jack and Jill” was a movie years ahead of its time, and you owe Adam Sandler an apology
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Hey! You look really nice today. Is that a new aftershave? It smells great!
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The socioeconomic ramifications of rock and roll music in East Berlin, circa 1967
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Forks are uncivilized
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Mary Shelley kept her husband’s calcified heart in her desk, and that’s just about the most metal thing I’ve ever heard of
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Can’t anyone else hear that terrible heartbeat from beneath the floorboards?
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Scissors should absolutely beat rock
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Grant Page owes me $15
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The XFL is the future of sports entertainment
And our favorite:
- Brown bears aren’t so tough, and I’ll wrestle one to prove it
As always, have a great April Fools Day!
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